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Nabiki Tendo

Shockingly monstrous:

She casually sold transgender Ranma-chan Saotome as a prostitute to help pay off some of her gambling debts…

Porn Star

UncyclopediA:

The Porn star is a class ⅩⅩⅩ stellar body in the Milky Way galaxy, and one of the nearest stars to our sun. At only 69 light years from Earth, it can be seen with the naked eye, as part of the constellation Virgo the Barely-Legal. Astronomers from ESO discovered in 2005, that there is a constant mass transfer from a Red Giant orbiting the Porn star. According to the most recent stellar models, the Porn star should put on weight soon, in order to produce new generation of stars. Rumours about the existance of Porn star started circulating in 1529, when Professor Thomas Brown of the University of Dundee suggested that if an orgy can exist on the ground, an orgy could exist in the sky. These theorems were published in the book “The Good Pub Guide 1529” but they never got the acceptance of other astrologists on the grounds that there was no proof.

Big Bang Theory

The star was allegedly created during an orgy known as the Big Bang. Many people discredit this theory, mainly because they weren't there. Although it is available on DVD. The Porn star was first sighted in 1969 by the «hubba-hubba» telescope. This telescope was much like binoculars, but turned sideways to create an hourglass shape.

Britney's Spheres

UncyclopediA:

Implants are silicone-based crops grown in the aptly named Silicone Valley near Seattle, Washington.
Implants were first discovered by Albert Einstein in 1954.
Playboy brought them into Vogue (not the magazine) again in 1990 with the pair of Jenna Jameson and Pamela Anderson in the August issue.

Telling the difference

Real ones look like part of a woman's body, whereas fake ones look like a pair of plasticene hemispheres comically stuck onto someone's chest. Cleo (or maybe Cosmo) did a test, and found that men were actually able to pick the fake ones better than women were. Makes sense, if you think about it.

Scarlett Johansson

Scarlett I. Johansson (of Danish-Polish descent):
Shortly after “Lost in Translation” (2003) was released, she said she had a connection to older men and couldn't see herself dating anyone under 30. True to her word, she had a relationship with actor Benicio Del Toro, who is 17 years her senior.

“It would be hellish to have the pressure of putting on a Hollywood ending or putting in a scene where Vermeer sees Griet washing her breasts” – commenting on why she was glad that Girl with a Pearl Earring (2003) was a small foreign production.

“I always check in the mirror to make sure nothing is see-through.”

“Everyone in Hollywood is so damn skinny and you constantly feel like you're not skinny enough. But I have ‘fat days’ and I accept that I'm never going to be rail thin. It's hard not to feel pressure in this industry and I already use anti-aging products on my skin. I try not to let the pressure get to me but Los Angeles is a very hard place to be unless you have people here that love you. It can be very, very lonely, and it can eat you up if you don't take care of yourself.”

“I was driving through Los Angeles and I look up and see the biggest photo of me I have ever seen in my life on a massive ad space. I screamed and slammed on the brakes. I couldn't believe it. It's very strange to see my cleavage the size of a brontosaurus. My breasts were huge. I had long hair and my goodness, I couldn't get past the cleavage.”

“I don't think human beings are monogamous by nature. It's difficult – you have to put a lot of effort into a relationship.”

“I'm curvy – I'm never going to be 5′11″ and 120 pounds but I feel lucky to have what I've got.”

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• Was featured as #63 in Maxim Magazine's “Hot 100 of 2002” supplement
• Ranked #9 in FHM's 100 Sexiest Women in the World in 2005, the highest ranking new entry to the list.
• Named #24 on the Maxim magazine Hot 100 of 2005 list.