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1. aanleg
2. Ab Swing Pro
3. achterlangs
4. aftuigen
5. ahhh sageee
6. AIDS
7. amplitude
8. Amsterdam
9. Artis
10. baffen
11. beffen
12. boffen
13. Bonnie
14. camera
15. chatten
16. chocoladezeester
17. condoom
18. cybersex
19. de liefde bedrijven
20. discreet
21. doen
22. doodschieten
23. drijven
24. EHBO
25. epidemie
26. erotheek
27. ff bijkomen
28. fopcondoom
29. fragiel
30. gaan
31. gehandicaptensex
32. gently
33. gluren
34. graven
35. hoer
36. kans
37. kampf
38. kapitein
39. kruis
40. Leiden
41. lijden
42. likken
43. machoman
44. Mantelmangabey
45. meekijken
46. misbruik
47. nadruipen
48. nat
49. necrofiel
50. neuk
51. object
52. onderbroek
53. onprettig
54. onschuldig
55. onveilig
56. pedo
57. piemellotje
58. pijn
59. pijp
60. plaspop
61. poepsex
62. pompen
63. pompoen
64. porno
65. religie
66. robuust
67. sadomaschosisme
68. schuldig
69. seks
70. sessie
71. sex
72. sperma
73. staren
74. strelen
75. subtiel
76. tampon
77. Telegames
78. TellSell
79. territoruim
80. terreur
81. terugtrekken
82. toch doen
83. toiletgebouw
84. trampoline
85. troosten
86. tribune
87. tribuut
88. uitvinden
89. voelen
90. voltooien
91. voorbedachte rade
92. waterkoeler
93. wegkruipen
94. weiter machen
95. X
96. zaadlozing
97. Zanzibar
98. zien
99. zoeken

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Subject: Business man's phone call from the hotel room

I checked into a hotel on a business trip and I was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths. I phoned one called Erogeonique, lovely girl, bending over in the photo, beautiful. So I pick up the card and I call the number. "Hello?" the woman says. "Hi, I hear you do massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me a massage. No… Wait, I want sex… I want it hard fast and now! I'm talking kinky, the whole night, you name it we'll do it. Bring implements, bring toys… Do the lot, all night, tie me up, cover me in anything. Now how does that sound?" She says, "that sounds fantastic… But for an outside line you press 9."