Flashing Your Vagina

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You're a famous female celebrity out for a night on the town, drinking with friends. Maybe you just got out of a divorce, and want to celebrate your newfound independence, maybe you just like to party, maybe you really don't have a drug problem, hey, we're not judging you. Maybe you aren't even a celebrity at all, maybe you just have a wild streak, no one cares, okay? But anyway, you're pulling up to “Fever”, “Pure”, “Bed” or whatever the hippest nightclub is nowadays, wearing the latest trend in booty-shaking mini skirt, and suddenly it happens: that teensy glimmer as you stretch your leg to step down from your SUV and onto the sidewalk. They saw it. I saw it. The paparazzi definitely saw it. And now, thanks to the ever-popular use of the internet as a means of downloading voyeur photos, the whole world has seen your vagina.

You know what? Although there might be no such publicity as bad publicity, there might be such a thing as too much of your vagina. We liked it at first, really we did. But sadly, now the novelty has worn off, and well, it is supposed to be kind of a private part, isn't it? You know what, this just isn't working for us anymore…