Tyra Banks: Secret Toilet Tip
Tyra shares her personal secret for keeping the germs away when using a public restroom:
30 March 2007
28 March 2007
Ann Berrybush: This New Voice Of Reason
Ann Berrybush: This New Voice Of Reason
Ann is one of those teachers who will do anything to strip the veil of ignorance from her students' minds — even if it means getting stripped of her bodily veils in the process. So dedicated is she to her noble calling, that the prim and proper teacher will endure the most outlandish pranks as she marches her students toward enlightenment. She is always standing up for reason — even when there happens to be glue on her chair.Ann loves rules. In fact, she is one of the few cases where the malapropism “flaunting the rules” actually applies. Exuberantly organized — all the way down to her color-coordinated underwear — she keeps expanding the domain of classroom rules, until she is micro-managing her students' lives. Naturally, the children rebel against such strictures, setting the stage for a titanic battle of reason vs. chaos, during which the rule of law — “the fabric that holds society together” — is put to the test. Not to mention the fabric that lifts and sculpts Ann's sumptuous figure.
In her defense, it must be said that Ann's penchant for rules is only a means to an end, a way of disciplining the minds of her students so that rigorous thought can flourish there.
Moreover, she is always in search of new ways to cultivate her students' minds. Even when sneaking home from school in her underwear, having lost control of both her class and her clothing, she wracks her brain for a way to transform her misfortunes into a teaching tool. “Perhaps when wrapped in spectacle, my message of pure reason can penetrate my students' minds like never before,” she muses as she hides behind a bush, unaware that the bright white satin of her bra and girdle is clearly visible through the branches.
She could be on the verge of a pedagogical breakthrough, yet Ann worries that her wardrobe won't hold out much longer, for instead of imparting knowledge to her students, she is being parted from her skirts and blouses by them, at a rate faster than these articles of clothing can be replenished, given the limits of her teacher's salary.
As a warrior for reason, Ann sees battling chaos as a duty that can't be shirked. But time is running out. Can she connect intellectually with her students before they strip away her last shred of dignity and force her to conduct class stark naked?
Reason is the demand that our experience be not just coherent, but spectacularly coherent: the unbounded expansion of coherence, even into the realm of chaos. Hence it characterized by excess, not moderation. Ann Berrybush has dedicated her life to breaking the linkage in the public's mind between ‘reason’ and ‘moderation’; once this shibboleth is smashed, reason will be revitalized.
For there is something enthralling about excess, the beating heart of spectacle. Reason's spectacular dimension deserves to be better known in an era when far lowlier spectacles fill our consciousness. This is the mission of Ann Berrybush, the sexiest crusader for reason who has ever lived.
Worse things have been done to reason than turning it into a pin-up. Such as the day when reason became synonymous with “common sense” in the public's mind. Reason is not common sense. While common sense provides our day-to-day existence with enough coherence to meet the challenges of life, reason demands that we go over and above this merely practical level of coherence.
For example, rather than being content with the common-sense-friendly Ptolemaic system, which was useful (to some extent) for practices such as navigation, but left some unexplained anomalies in the heavens, Copernicus (a lover of reason) demanded a model of the universe that was not just coherent, but spectacularly coherent; hence he overthrew Ptolemy's system.
The ultimate in spectacular coherence — the fullest possible explanation of everything — may very well be an ideal beyond our reach, like the Blue Flower of romantic legend, but it is a spellbinding and tantalizing vision that brings us to full flower by beckoning us to the limits of thought.
Thus the postmodernists are wrong about reason. Contra Foucault, reason is not about power or brute force. Reason doesn't bully; it beckons you, by enabling you to flourish as a human being. It is one thing to say this; it's quite another to show this to be true. That's the purpose of the Ann Berrybush movie.
It is a thought-experiment put on film: first, imagine a character undergoing excruciating shame; then, show how, even at the bottom of this abyss, pride is still possible, thanks to reason. For there is no disgrace that the grace of reason can't eclipse.
Thankfully the deflation of reason by the postmodernists has finally run its course. Reason has not let us down, as the postmodernists claim; rather, we have failed to live up to it. To live up to reason is to 'live it up' — to live life to the fullest, by training our minds to see how reason exerts an erotic pull, impelling us to the most spectacular of all frontiers, the limits of thought.
27 March 2007
Valley Girls
What is a Valley Girl?In short the best description is probably a mix of a bimbo and a yuppie…
Paris Hilton may be the most famous example.
Obviously no candidates for a MENSA membership.
The recently held contest “Het domste blondje van Rotterdam” (the dumbest blonde of Rotterdam) was won by Pittige Petra; she answered a question “choose A, B, or C” with “double D” – turning the scale in her favour.
Of course Bonnie St. Claire (a Dutch female singer) should have won that contest – having an IQ of only 52. Her problem was that she lost her invitation and came to the wrong place at the wrong time………
Of course Bonnie St. Claire (a Dutch female singer) should have won that contest – having an IQ of only 52. Her problem was that she lost her invitation and came to the wrong place at the wrong time………
26 March 2007
22 March 2007
The Swedish Chef
To my webmaster:
| You Are the Swedish Chef |
 "Bork! Bork! Bork!" Your happy and energetic - with borderline manic tendencies. No one really gets you. And frankly, you don't even get you. But, you sure can cook up a great ‘Brussels Sprouts Vindaloo’… |
Feminine or Masculine?
21 March 2007
13 March 2007
Rio Natsume 夏目理緒
Measurements: T156 B98(J) W58 H85
It has been remarked by one critic that Rio's breasts are so ‘effusive’ that she can “show more from any angle in a bikini top than most women can fully nude.”
10 March 2007
Anita Ekberg
The Fontana di Trevi uninhibited cavorting scene from the movie La Dolce Vita directed by
This famous scene was shot in March, when nights are still cold. According to Federico Fellini, Swedish dream woman Anita ‘the Iceberg’ Ekberg stood in the cold water in her dress for hours without any trouble, showing off her 40D bustline. Marcello Mastroianni had to wear a wetsuit beneath his clothes. Still freezing, he downed an entire bottle of wodka, so that he was completely drunk while shooting the scene.
08 March 2007
The Big Coloring Book Of Vaginas
“Part activity book, part really hip colouring book, this is one very cool way to get more intimately acquainted with one of the most favourite parts of the female body…”
06 March 2007
02 March 2007
01 March 2007
Smoking Fetishism
One might think that the German based company “Sex Cigarettes” moved on to manufacturing XTC or other party-drugs…?
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